Some beards contain more poo than a toilet shocking study reveals Daily Mirror 3 May 2015 By Hayley Coyle   EXCERPT: According to microbiologists, hairy faces could actually be dirtier than a loo because of the rancid bacteria that beards collect Sorry hipsters with your fancy face hair - apparently the average beard can have more poo in it than a toilet. Yum. According to microbiologists, hairy faces could actually be dirtier than a loo because of the rancid bacteria that beards col