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Drosselmeyer
3 hours ago, Jason2274 said:

Christmas Chronicles...my new most favorite Christmas movie

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Black Hills Santa
7 minutes ago, Drosselmeyer said:

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The Last Crusade.... great movie

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Drosselmeyer
2 hours ago, Jason2274 said:

The Last Crusade.... great movie

:lol2:. That was not a question - I was confirming your correct answer - only supposed to quiz Christmas movie quotes - but you are too quick to pick up the joke !  Well done Sir !

Your turn - throw out a favorite Christmas movie quote....

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Black Hills Santa

"What would your old man know?"

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Drosselmeyer
1 hour ago, Jason2274 said:

"What would your old man know?"

That sounds distinctly like Flick from A Christmas Story

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Black Hills Santa

Here's another:

"I wasn't sleeping, chief. It's just that I haven't been able to sleep these last few months."

I actually think this movie is awful.

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Santa Bruce Geron
52 minutes ago, Jason2274 said:

"I wasn't sleeping, chief. It's just that I haven't been able to sleep these last few months."

Santa Conquers the Martians

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Black Hills Santa
24 minutes ago, Santa Bruce Geron said:

Santa Conquers the Martians

Congratulations!

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Drosselmeyer
9 hours ago, Santa Bruce Geron said:

Santa Conquers the Martians

You beat me to it !!

@Jason2274  how can you not like this movie ??  It is like a train wreck - it's so bad you have to keep watching it....

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Black Hills Santa
2 hours ago, Drosselmeyer said:

You beat me to it !!

@Jason2274  how can you not like this movie ??  It is like a train wreck - it's so bad you have to keep watching it....

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I have to sleep with myself every night: that's why I could not watch the whole thing. It's called 'self pride', man!

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Black Hills Santa

One more:

"Is that a polar bear directing traffic?"

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Drosselmeyer
2 minutes ago, Jason2274 said:

"Is that a polar bear directing traffic?"

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Black Hills Santa
4 minutes ago, Drosselmeyer said:

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I give up!

Nobody, and I mean nobody can defeat the Great Drosselmeyer!

He knows all, sees all!

More slippery than an eel, more intelligent than a computer.

The Great Drosselmeyer is the Christmas movie genius.

He's so genius he's a super genius!

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Drosselmeyer
1 hour ago, Jason2274 said:

I give up!

Nobody, and I mean nobody can defeat the Great Drosselmeyer!

He knows all, sees all!

More slippery than an eel, more intelligent than a computer.

The Great Drosselmeyer is the Christmas movie genius.

He's so genius he's a super genius!

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Oh - negative Sir - as much as I appreciate that honor - the true Christmas movie genius is @Felix Estridge !!

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Drosselmeyer

try again:

"This is great.  You are the most famous person I've ever met.  You're him: "Mr. twinkle in the eye." "Mr. rosy cheeks."  "Mr. Ho-Ho."  I've got sugarplums dancing in my head as we speak!"

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SCSanta
1 hour ago, Drosselmeyer said:

try again:

"This is great.  You are the most famous person I've ever met.  You're him: "Mr. twinkle in the eye." "Mr. rosy cheeks."  "Mr. Ho-Ho."  I've got sugarplums dancing in my head as we speak!"

Reminds me a lot of Ernest Saves Christmas...

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Drosselmeyer
16 minutes ago, SCSanta said:

Reminds me a lot of Ernest Saves Christmas...

as well it should, you Sir you-are-right-on-the-nose.jpg

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Hubcity Santa

“ I’m a man of many sides, like a rubik’s cube with pants”

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Drosselmeyer
1 hour ago, Hubcity Santa said:

“ I’m a man of many sides, like a rubik’s cube with pants

Perhaps the second installment of the trilogy of the Santa Clause ???

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Hubcity Santa

“ My mama used to say, Christmas isn’t Christmas until somebody cries; Usually that someone is me”

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SCSanta
44 minutes ago, Hubcity Santa said:

“ My mama used to say, Christmas isn’t Christmas until somebody cries; Usually that someone is me

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Drosselmeyer

try again:

". . . he's got a lip fungus they ain't identified yet..."

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Hubcity Santa
6 hours ago, Drosselmeyer said:

try again:

". . . he's got a lip fungus they ain't identified yet..."

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 

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Drosselmeyer
12 hours ago, Hubcity Santa said:

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 

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SCSanta

And now...just for fun...

"See that garbage can filled with salt? That's where he keeps his victims. The salt turns the bodies into mummies.

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