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Black River Santa

"All this trouble over a fat little man in a red suit!"

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Drosselmeyer
3 hours ago, Black River Santa said:

"Your Honor, every one of these letters is addressed to Santa Claus. The Post Office has delivered them. Therefore the Post Office Department, a branch of the Federal Government, recognizes this man Kris Kringle to be the one and only Santa Claus."

 

3 hours ago, Felix Estridge said:

Miracle on 34th Street (1947)

@Black River Santa  Sorry my friend - I tried last year - you cannot pull one over on @Felix Estridge  !!!

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Drosselmeyer
3 hours ago, Black River Santa said:

"All this trouble over a fat little man in a red suit!"

                                Would that be Santa Claus Conquers the Martians ???

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Black River Santa
1 hour ago, Drosselmeyer said:

                                Would that be Santa Claus Conquers the Martians ???

Yes, it would - I am impressed!

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SCSanta

"A sequel. That's it. We'll bring it out on March 25, and we'll call it... Christmas 2!"

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Felix Estridge
36 minutes ago, SCSanta said:

"A sequel. That's it. We'll bring it out on March 25, and we'll call it... Christmas 2!"

Santa Claus: The Movie

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Drosselmeyer
7 hours ago, SCSanta said:

"A sequel. That's it. We'll bring it out on March 25, and we'll call it... Christmas 2!"

 

6 hours ago, Felix Estridge said:

Santa Claus: The Movie

                         once again - @Felix Estridge beat me to it !!!    :thumbup2:

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Black River Santa

"The main trouble is there are too many people who don't know where they're going and they want to get there too fast!"

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Santa Bruce Geron
28 minutes ago, Black River Santa said:

"The main trouble is there are too many people who don't know where they're going and they want to get there too fast!"

The Bishop's Wife

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Black River Santa
11 minutes ago, Santa Bruce Geron said:

The Bishop's Wife

Well done!

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Drosselmeyer

"Hold on to yer lederhosen, razor ears.  We're gonna slip under their radar . . ."

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Black River Santa
32 minutes ago, Drosselmeyer said:

"Hold on to yer lederhosen, razor ears.  We're gonna slip under their radar . . ."

Ernest Saves Christmas?

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Drosselmeyer
2 hours ago, Black River Santa said:

Ernest Saves Christmas?

                                 you are correct Sir !!!     tenor.gif?itemid=5155293

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Santa Bruce Geron

 

"See is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see."

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Black River Santa
35 minutes ago, Santa Bruce Geron said:

 

"See is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see."

Conductor on the 'Polar Express!'

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Black River Santa

"Why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death?"

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Drosselmeyer
1 hour ago, Black River Santa said:

"Why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death?"

                                       It's a Wonderful  movie quote !!!

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Black River Santa
2 hours ago, Drosselmeyer said:

                                       It's a Wonderful  movie quote !!!

Well played, sir!

 

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Drosselmeyer

how about . . . 

"I like the way you duct taped the antlers to their heads..."

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Black River Santa
10 hours ago, Drosselmeyer said:

how about . . . 

"I like the way you duct taped the antlers to their heads..."

Scrooged?

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Drosselmeyer
15 hours ago, Drosselmeyer said:

how about . . . 

"I like the way you duct taped the antlers to their heads..."

 

4 hours ago, Black River Santa said:

Scrooged?

               not quite . . . 

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JpSanta

"You gotta Gideon, you just gotta" 

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Black River Santa
2 hours ago, JpSanta said:

"You gotta Gideon, you just gotta" 

Left off of too many Christmas movie lists but I think I've got this... is it "One Magic Christmas" with Harry Dean Stanton?

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Black River Santa
15 hours ago, Drosselmeyer said:

 

               not quite . . . 

The Grinch?

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JpSanta
4 hours ago, Black River Santa said:

Left off of too many Christmas movie lists but I think I've got this... is it "One Magic Christmas" with Harry Dean Stanton?

you got it

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