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Black River Santa

"Big bait catches big rat!"

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Drosselmeyer
7 hours ago, Black River Santa said:

"Big bait catches big rat!"

I believe that doth sound very much like Laurel and Hardy in the classic Babes in Toyland

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Black River Santa
9 hours ago, Drosselmeyer said:

I believe that doth sound very much like Laurel and Hardy in the classic Babes in Toyland

Yes, it doth.

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Drosselmeyer

OK - one more time - how about . . .

Dersta gobbla-gobbla humunga!

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Felix Estridge
2 hours ago, Drosselmeyer said:

OK - one more time - how about . . .

Dersta gobbla-gobbla humunga!

One of my favorites!  That would be the Swedish Chef in A Muppet Family Christmas.

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Drosselmeyer
2 minutes ago, Felix Estridge said:

One of my favorites!  That would be the Swedish Chef in A Muppet Family Christmas.

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Drosselmeyer

try again:

"This lunatic enterprise of yours is a failure . . . it's time to cut your losses and return to your calling . . . you graduated first in your class at medical school . . . you've got the hands of a surgeon, and you want to waste them pulling rabbits out of hats ! "

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Drosselmeyer
On 11/15/2019 at 9:47 AM, Drosselmeyer said:

try again:

"This lunatic enterprise of yours is a failure . . . it's time to cut your losses and return to your calling . . . you graduated first in your class at medical school . . . you've got the hands of a surgeon, and you want to waste them pulling rabbits out of hats ! "

anybody gonna give it a shot ??    I know @Felix Estridge knows it . . . 

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Felix Estridge
3 hours ago, Drosselmeyer said:

anybody gonna give it a shot ??    I know @Felix Estridge knows it . . . 

Many times my addled brain is not what it used to be.  I recognize it but I cannot place it.

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Drosselmeyer
3 hours ago, Drosselmeyer said:

anybody gonna give it a shot ??    I know @Felix Estridge knows it . . . 

 

7 minutes ago, Felix Estridge said:

Many times my addled brain is not what it used to be.  I recognize it but I cannot place it.

                          the quote is Ed Asner to Jason Alexander . . . 

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Felix Estridge
1 hour ago, Drosselmeyer said:

 

                          the quote is Ed Asner to Jason Alexander . . . 

The Man Who Saved Christmas

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Drosselmeyer
29 minutes ago, Felix Estridge said:

The Man Who Saved Christmas

You Sir - are CORRECT !!                                                   MV5BMjI0Nzg5ODQxMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTcz

OK - who's next ????

 

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Felix Estridge

"You're skipping Christmas!  Isn't that against the law?"

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Drosselmeyer
38 minutes ago, Felix Estridge said:

"You're skipping Christmas!  Isn't that against the law?"

I sense Tim Allen and Jaime Lee Curtis . . . .

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Drosselmeyer

"What are you doing ? 

     Telling children to go to school to learn to write ? 

          What is wrong with you ?"

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Drosselmeyer

Waiting for answers....

On 11/18/2019 at 12:24 PM, Felix Estridge said:

"You're skipping Christmas!  Isn't that against the law?"

 

21 hours ago, Drosselmeyer said:

"What are you doing ? 

     Telling children to go to school to learn to write ? 

          What is wrong with you ?"

 

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Drosselmeyer
On 11/19/2019 at 7:17 PM, Drosselmeyer said:

Waiting for answers....its still a two-fer !

  On 11/18/2019 at 12:24 PM, Felix Estridge said:

"You're skipping Christmas!  Isn't that against the law?"

 

  On 11/18/2019 at 10:00 PM, Drosselmeyer said:

"What are you doing ? 

     Telling children to go to school to learn to write ? 

          What is wrong with you ?"

 

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Drosselmeyer
On 11/18/2019 at 12:24 PM, Felix Estridge said:

"You're skipping Christmas!  Isn't that against the law?"

if nobody else is going to take it, I will go with 

Christmas with the Kranks . . . .

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Drosselmeyer

this one is still up for grabs - c'mon - somebody's got to know it . . . . 

                    "What are you doing ? 

                          Telling children to go to school to learn to write ? 

                                   What is wrong with you ?"

 

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Drosselmeyer
On 11/25/2019 at 10:56 AM, Drosselmeyer said:

this one is still up for grabs - c'mon - somebody's got to know it . . . . 

                    "What are you doing ? 

                          Telling children to go to school to learn to write ? 

                                   What is wrong with you ?"

 

anybody ?     somebody ???

       I really thought this one was pretty obvious . . . . 

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Drosselmeyer
On 11/25/2019 at 10:56 AM, Drosselmeyer said:

 

                    "What are you doing ? 

                          Telling children to go to school to learn to write ? 

                                   What is wrong with you ?"

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this was the schoolteacher from the new movie Klaus . . . 

                  somebody please throw another one up . . . 

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OK - another one - just watched this while folding laundry - have not seen it before and have not seen it quoted here . . . 

"You know what they say - lightning always strikes twice in the same place . . ."

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