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So, here is a fairly well known Christmas movie quote...

"Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to."

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Felix Estridge
1 hour ago, SCSanta said:

So, here is a fairly well known Christmas movie quote...

"Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to."

1947 version of Miracle on 34th Street

Here's one that I have been deliberating over whether to post it or not.  Its also a fairly well known Christmas movie:

"Merry Christmas!" $hi&&er's full!"

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Drosselmeyer
4 hours ago, Felix Estridge said:

1947 version of Miracle on 34th Street

Here's one that I have been deliberating over whether to post it or not.  Its also a fairly well known Christmas movie:

"Merry Christmas!" $hi&&er's full!"

:sc_rofl::sc_rofl::sc_rofl: would that be Cousin Eddie from Nat'l Lampoons Christmas Vacation ???:sc_rofl::sc_rofl::sc_rofl:

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Drosselmeyer

As I have shared before one of the things I enjoy about certain movies is that the situation drives my father - an old school DuPont electrical engineer - completely nuts because it is just so wrong....

the following quote is one of them....

"Looks like you got a transmutation of your 110 and your 220..."

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SCSanta
8 hours ago, Felix Estridge said:

1947 version of Miracle on 34th Street

Here's one that I have been deliberating over whether to post it or not.  Its also a fairly well known Christmas movie:

"Merry Christmas!" $hi&&er's full!"

I knew it was coming...just wasn't sure who would be the one! :thumbup2:

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Santa Bruce Geron
20 hours ago, Drosselmeyer said:

"Looks like you got a transmutation of your 110 and your 220..."

Ernest Saves Christmas

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Drosselmeyer
33 minutes ago, Santa Bruce Geron said:

Ernest Saves Christmas

I am nothing if not predictable....

     Well done !

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Drosselmeyer

OK

digging deep here

how about this one...

"You don't need me here Kimar - you have a wonderful Santa Claus of your own!"

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Santa Bruce Geron
6 hours ago, Drosselmeyer said:

"You don't need me here Kimar - you have a wonderful Santa Claus of your own!"

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians?????

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Drosselmeyer
13 minutes ago, Santa Bruce Geron said:

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians?????

BAM !

I am impressed !

You are correct Sir !!!

Well done !!

 

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Drosselmeyer

No one is filling in the gap, so I will try again....

"You say you hate Washington's Birthday or Thanksgiving and nobody cares, but you say you hate Christmas and people treat you like you're a leper."

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Santa Bruce Geron
1 hour ago, Drosselmeyer said:

"You say you hate Washington's Birthday or Thanksgiving and nobody cares, but you say you hate Christmas and people treat you like you're a leper."

That's easy - Gremlins

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Drosselmeyer
7 hours ago, Santa Bruce Geron said:

That's easy - Gremlins

Well done !

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SCSanta

I have days like this...

"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! And when I wake up, I'm gettin' a CAT scan!"

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Felix Estridge
12 hours ago, Drosselmeyer said:

No one is filling in the gap, so I will try again....

"You say you hate Washington's Birthday or Thanksgiving and nobody cares, but you say you hate Christmas and people treat you like you're a leper."

Gremlins

And that was a Christmas movie?

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Felix Estridge

This one should be easy.

“I was afraid of that. The thermometer is turning reddish. I hate red thermometers.”

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Felix Estridge
32 minutes ago, SCSanta said:

I have days like this...

"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! And when I wake up, I'm gettin' a CAT scan!"

The Santa Clause

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Bama Kringle
32 minutes ago, Felix Estridge said:

This one should be easy.

“I was afraid of that. The thermometer is turning reddish. I hate red thermometers.”

That would be Frosty the Snowman!

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Bama Kringle

Probably not a classic, but I watch it every year and this part always gets me.  There are more obvious quotes, but let's see who recognizes this:

 

 Grandpa was a proud man. A strong man. He was a good provider. We - never had much money, but we always had plenty of food on the table. And he always made something special for me and each of the children at Christmas. Men like him didn't feel like they could show much affection outwardly to the children, but - on Christmas, it was okay. He always pretended not to be excited on Christmas morning, but his eyes gave him away. I think... I think it was his favorite day of the year. Sometimes I wake up in the night, and I can still feel his strong arms around me.

[sighs]

This is the night I miss him the most.

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Drosselmeyer
1 hour ago, Bama Kringle said:

Probably not a classic, but I watch it every year and this part always gets me.  There are more obvious quotes, but let's see who recognizes this:

 

 Grandpa was a proud man. A strong man. He was a good provider. We - never had much money, but we always had plenty of food on the table. And he always made something special for me and each of the children at Christmas. Men like him didn't feel like they could show much affection outwardly to the children, but - on Christmas, it was okay. He always pretended not to be excited on Christmas morning, but his eyes gave him away. I think... I think it was his favorite day of the year. Sometimes I wake up in the night, and I can still feel his strong arms around me.

[sighs]

This is the night I miss him the most.

was that Garfield ??

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Bama Kringle

It was indeed :yes:

 

You win a customized back-scratcher!

Edited by Bama Kringle
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Drosselmeyer
2 hours ago, Bama Kringle said:

It was indeed :yes:

 

You win a customized back-scratcher!

never has my ability to retain otherwise useless information been so valuable !!!  :sc_rofl:

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Drosselmeyer

Here's another one for ya...

"We're kicking off our fun old-fashion family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel-drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols."

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Felix Estridge
3 hours ago, Drosselmeyer said:

Here's another one for ya...

"We're kicking off our fun old-fashion family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel-drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols."

Didn't even have to get past the first few words before I knew it...

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

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SCSanta

Does this charming gem sound familiar to anyone???

"You' guys have got an ad with America's favorite old fart...reading a book in front of a fireplace. Now, I have to kill all of you."

Edited by SCSanta
edited to correct quote
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